Soft-baked, frosted pastries with nostalgic flavor, baked smarter. Protein Pastries deliver the classic pastry experience you remember, with a modern nutritional twist. Each pastry is soft and satisfying, made with protein + fiber πͺ and at least 80 % less sugar* than the leading toaster pastry so you can enjoy a feel-good treat any time of day.
Customer Reviews (4.7 / 5 Β· 23 reviews)
Ellieβ β β β β
The texture is spot-on β soft and tender like the ones from childhood, but with a noticeably cleaner aftertaste. Each box in the case has been perfect for a quick breakfast, and the portion size feels just right.
Henryβ β β β β
I wasn't expecting the iced tops to be so generousβeach pastry is actually packed with that thick frosting layer. The texture is soft and stays fresh for days, making these a perfect mid-afternoon treat at my desk.
Sofia O.β β β β β
My train commute got way better once I started stashing one of these protein pastries in my bagβthe soft-baked texture is spot-on, and the frosted top actually stays intact. Having six boxes in the case means Iβm set for weeks without worrying about running out.
Milesβ β β β β
I grabbed a box for a quick breakfast, and the frosting on top is just like I remember from childhood. Each one stayed soft even after sitting in my bag for a few hours, which was a pleasant surprise. Counting macros while enjoying a treat is a nice change of pace.
Violetβ β β β β
I was skeptical about protein pastries, but the frosting on these is just as sweet and gooey as I remember from childhood. The texture is soft and satisfying without being dry, perfect for an afternoon snack.
Lucyβ β β β β
These are perfect for a quick breakfast at my deskβthe frosting is thick and the cake stays soft even after a few days. Having six boxes means I actually get to enjoy them instead of rationing.
James X.β β β β β
I wasnβt sure what to expect from a βprotein pastry,β but the texture is genuinely soft and cake-like, not dry. Each box in the case has six individually wrapped pastries, making them great to grab for a quick breakfast.
Joshuaβ β β β β
The frosting is just the right amount β not too sweet but enough to satisfy. These are perfect for a quick snack at work when you need something soft and filling. Already ordered another case.
Scarlett P.β β β β β
The chocolate ones actually have a nice, rich frosting that doesn't taste overly artificial. I've been stashing them in my desk drawer for a quick afternoon bite when I need something sweet but don't want to feel totally sluggish after.
Isabellaβ β β β β
The six-box case is a solid value, and the soft-baked texture is spot-onβnot dry or crumbly. Iβve been keeping a box in my desk for when that afternoon sweet tooth hits, and it really hits the spot.